Know Me

-  Bruce Springsteen’s first 2 albums will change your life

- I used to write this blog

- I don’t believe in grammar

- I think Kyle Chandler is the best actor on TV

- I’m listening to a lot of Lady Gaga and someone named Ke$ha

- I have no shame

- I will always love college sports

- I once gave a homeless man $10. By mistake

- I then found $10 at an arcade. And spent it. On homeless people.

- Some of the above was made up

- Kenny Fisher may be the greatest character in cinematic history

- I like hyperbole

-  I’ve practiced the triple deek on multiple occasions. Mostly alone in my room. Crying.

- One day I will sing a Pat Benatar song at karoake. That karaoke place will then cease to exist from the awesomeness.

- I know every word to Cool Runnings.

- Doug E. Doug is underrated.

- Parallel Parking is overrated.

- Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle ran a 5k faster than me. He was 14 at the time. I was 25.

- I’ve seen every Real World since 1993.

- In related news, I’m single.

- In other related news, Seattle is the best one. Please let’s not argue.

- The first CD  I bought was Seal.

- The last CD I bought. Also Seal.

- This blog will be funny roughly 46 percent of the time 86 percent of the time.

- Math is not fun, no matter what “they” say.