Know Me
– Bruce Springsteen’
s first 2 albums will change your life
– I used to write this blog
– I don’t believe in grammar
– I think Kyle Chandler is the best actor on TV
– I’m listening to a lot of Lady Gaga and someone named Ke$ha
– I have no shame
– I will always love college sports
– I once gave a homeless man $10. By mistake
– I then found $10 at an arcade. And spent it. On homeless people.
– Some of the above was made up
– Kenny Fisher may be the greatest character in cinematic history
– I like hyperbole
– I’ve practiced the triple deek on multiple occasions. Mostly alone in my room. Crying.
– One day I will sing a Pat Benatar song at karoake. That karaoke place will then cease to exist from the awesomeness.
– I know every word to Cool Runnings.
– Doug E. Doug is underrated.
– Parallel Parking is overrated.
– Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle ran a 5k faster than me. He was 14 at the time. I was 25.
– I’ve seen every Real World since 1993.
– In related news, I’m single.
– In other related news, Seattle is the best one. Please let’s not argue.
– The first CD I bought was Seal.
– The last CD I bought. Also Seal.
– This blog will be funny roughly 46 percent of the time 86 percent of the time.
– Math is not fun, no matter what “they” say.
fetch said,
February 9, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Seattle is the best one? GTFO
Ask Alice said,
March 18, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Math is the enemy
dollyasylum said,
March 25, 2010 at 1:35 am
I dont believe in grammer either.We don’t have it here in australia.I have no idea what a triple deek is, but from an australian standpoint it sounds exotic and mysterious.Like something you would do on a skateboard.
cescogar321 said,
April 24, 2010 at 6:38 am
I just wanted to say that I saw your name on a blog roll and when I read the words, “I wear t-shirts…sometimes” I let out an audible gasp because, “Could it be!? A Can’t Hardly Wait reference?” With my heart beating fast I made a dash for your “about me” page and saw Kenny Fischer – that is when I knew.
A+ to the Can’t Hardly Wait references, I thought my friend and I were the only ones who referenced that movie on a daily basis. This brings me joy.
Happy Writing!
All my best to you,
Carolina
Looks like someone’s auditioning for Soul Train!
Melody said,
May 3, 2010 at 6:02 pm
I just fell in love with you. The end.